Curse

The Silver Star · Sep 12, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46

an aussie kiss sounds kinda rude

www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk <-- think thats the site about glasgow

*think what an aussie kiss could be*

*hamstrings bacon*

extra bacon · Sep 12, 2006, 11:53 AM // 11:53

aussie kiss = kiss down under.

*hamstorms star*

haha!

*drinks beer*

The Silver Star · Sep 12, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58

lol i like the use of "down under" there.

*roams beer garden*

*looks for more irn bru*

*slurp*

extra bacon · Sep 12, 2006, 12:02 PM // 12:02

of course, that's what makes it aussie.

btw, you're crippled and trying to hobble out of a firestorm. burn beatch.

*laughs*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

The Silver Star · Sep 12, 2006, 12:04 PM // 12:04

*uses conjure flame, uses fire storm on bacon!*

*mwuahaha my firestrom pwns yours*

*grabs a peanut*

*throws at group in back of bar*

*drniks bru*

*slurp*

extra bacon · Sep 12, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07

*looks up, eyes closed, arms outstretched, and embraces the firestorm*
mmmm....

*firestorm ends*
*opens eyes*

MORE!!

The Silver Star · Sep 12, 2006, 12:10 PM // 12:10

*uses conjure big bad wolf*

*throws wolf at bacon*

*wolf screams "me like bacon.mmm bacon"*

*wtf wolfs cant speak ahhh!!*

extra bacon · Sep 12, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13

O_o

told ya man, irn bru ... nasty shit.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

The Silver Star · Sep 12, 2006, 12:18 PM // 12:18

irn bru is the drink of the Gods

*slaps face*

*drinks some Bru*

*slurp*

BenO_Under · Sep 12, 2006, 01:10 PM // 13:10

*bites fingernails*
*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Sep 12, 2006, 02:09 PM // 14:09

*sips beer*
*runs in really fast circles*
*ponders as to why i am running in circles*

The Silver Star · Sep 12, 2006, 02:24 PM // 14:24

*rolls head on bar, dances on table*

*had to much irn bru, fals off table hurts head*

*chews on a candy cane*

*feels better again, icks up can of Irn Bru*

*slurp*

I pwnd U · Sep 12, 2006, 02:46 PM // 14:46

*sips beer*
*stops running*
*wonders why i started running*
*shrugs*
*runs in circles*

Trub · Sep 12, 2006, 02:50 PM // 14:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

*Beckons wammos into the bar with the promise of free Mending*

*hands out wammo-beating sticks*

*Waits for wammos*

OMG..I spewed coffee on myself!
*Wipes coffee off self with a convenient Warriors shirt*
Where's the male strippers???*
*Nibbles cookies quietly*

I pwnd U · Sep 12, 2006, 02:55 PM // 14:55

*sips beer*
*runs in circles waving wammo beating stick*

Retribution X · Sep 12, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00

*Uses Bullet time, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Kills bartender, In accordance with the prophecy...*

I pwnd U · Sep 12, 2006, 03:03 PM // 15:03

*sips beer*
*sees Ret diving in slow motion for some reason*
*shrugs*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 12, 2006, 09:47 PM // 21:47

I already ate the bartender. Why are you shooting Skullcrasher?
Sips beer.

Retribution X · Sep 12, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

*Watches hail of bullets Flying towards self, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Dodges bullets, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Kills shooter, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Hires a new bartender that tastes bad, In accordance with the prophecy...*

BenO_Under · Sep 12, 2006, 10:19 PM // 22:19

Dont eat me doomlord plz
*bits fingernails*